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Thursday 29 January 2009

我(炜莹)的感想







1. Lily is 猪猪猪!!!
Ei 你知不知道,Harry Potter的妈妈的名字也是叫Lily!!!哈哈哈,婉莉是Harry Potter的妈妈!!!


2.阿旺整个SH酱有一点精神病!整天笑笑笑傻了啊???!!! Hoiyoh!猪猪猪!!

3.那个Stephanie马德钟更惨,是不是都在色眯眯看着人家,恶心死了!!

4.(S.H.Y)那个Niyyew有口说人没有口说自己!这种人被歧视为社会Cheap精HAHAHA~~~!

5.(W)你没有死过啊???!!!乱乱讲我坏话,你寻死!

6.(S.H.Y) Bla!Bla!Bla!

嘻哈FM之纸上谈兵: W.H.Y CHAT

Lily:HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NIYYEW!!!!

Niyyew: 说做MORAL又没做!

Noob bao: What means?

Lily:PASTE FROM NOOB BAO

Niyyew:什么鬼?写字写好来!

Noob bao:Yalo, 整个SH将!

Lily:…………

Niyyew:Haha noob bao,Lily无话可说!!! :P

Noob bao: Yalo…..HIHI….... >_<
Lily:什么又!AIYO………


Niyyew:喂,快点讲NEOPETS的东西

Noobao: TQ for earn money for me…..(broken english)

Lily: >o<…SS…..


Niyyew: Lily 什么鬼?

Noob bao: Lily: weiya, write好来一点啦!哟!
Niyyew:dun be so 激动啦!哟!
。。。
Lily: nothing to write m a…….. 。 woo!!woo!!

Niyyew:Noobbao: I can earn $$(更多)for you, you want? But got syarat?


Noob bao:WEYYIN: dun b so sh las! Wat syarat?
Lily: haha,you dun have luck!!! No la!


Lily: Background: klang,klang….

Niyyew:Syarat is u hve to buy 东西from my shop!


Noobbao:But wan the cheap cheap o! I wan to by the ink to cat my pet le!

Lily: Noobbao , u say wat?语无伦次!

Niyyew:Noob bao, the ink is not ink, is paintbrush la……
Then paintbrush cheapest is NP99,999

Noobbao: Yalo, that’s y I wan to keep money ma!Haiyo!!!
Lily: Shut up la!!!

Lily:………..@_@

Niyyew: Noob包, but u always 不上网,how to keep?

Noobbao: Go ict mst play neopets game and u and lily help ma! U should xue Lily 不收钱!!!Always$$$!!!

Niyyew:Actually Lily didn’t help u 赚钱la! I’m the one only helped you!!!

Noob: Yala yala ,救恩大人!Y Lily no tulis meh?

Lily: Actually 我想帮你的咯,只是无能为力only吗………^《^

Niyyew:But now the sei-nob-bao’s email I change to mine already!

Noob bao: OK!OK! Lily lily never mine la!But I have to leave lo ,BYE!!!

Niyyew: Now the email I change to Lily’s lah, ok?

Lily:No problem, fly zuo my account n start help u play ice-cream!

Niyyew:Ice-cream very merugikan!

Noobbao:Wat game is not merugikan?Isn’t my aeroplane nice?

Niyyew: Buzzer not merugikan, but very very hard! Your 飞机 wat dat!

Lily: noob bao: don’t perasan la!
Niyyew:wat is buzzer?

Noobbao:buzzer?
But I think my aeroplane is nice ma!!!


Niyyew: your head! Not nice lah! Don’t 折飞机throw lah!very 废!

Lily: wat is BUUZZER?????GG,u 向gila cow借stapler la! Clip 纸!

Noob: Dun be fei a! How u know Gila cow have stapler?
Not nice meh? ~~~~>o<~~~~~


Niyyw: Shadap la!

Lily:Of course la! Hehe 牙齿洁亮用COLGATE!!!
The quality of bullet so nice!!!


Niyyew : SH lah!

Noob: Ule!--- This more mirip!

Noob: Dun mst colgate!!!

Niyyew:My more cute than yours!

Lily:To noob: what?

Noob: Yme?I think my one nicer than yours le!

Niyyew:Don’t pig pig pig la! Talk Neopets lah!!!>.<

Lily: Yala!yala!

Noob: ne the Lily 花 la,yo! And you also la!

Niyyew: My bank got NP69,732 $_$ WOO!!!!WOO!!!

Noob: and
Good la! U want only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000069.732…..

Niyyew: 什么鬼?


Lily: yiyayiyayo…….

Noobao: 什么鬼???-_-???

Niyyew: 不要扮笨!

Noob: 什么又?


Lily: paste from noob

Niyyew: 收声啦!

Noob: yo…..现在到底要写什么!!! Nothing to write………..

Lily: paste from noob

Niyyew:记得去我的Shop买!!!!

Lily: yala!

Noob: 吃大便!


Niyyew has left the conversation.
Lily left the conversation, too! (补充:一个人,孤单单~~~)
Noob left the conversation, too! 没有人,不孤单c

Sunday 25 January 2009

嘻哈新年喜剧:孖S四角恋

演员:Stephainie, Gila cow, Ali, Apak
导演+观众:W.H.Y
EP 1

Stephanie 是一位“Kali Laksa Shop”的老板。(据说也是因为这而追到Gila cow晓雯的,嘻嘻~)他每天工作后回家,都受到他老婆晓雯热情的招待。两人一直过着开心的日子。 直道有一天,有位身材苗条的美女来他店里吃Kali-laksa,还时不时对Stephanie放电,Stephanie一是把持不住,就对做了些对晓雯不忠的事。就这样,Stephanie对晓雯越来越冷淡,这让晓雯越来越不开心。在一次偶然的机会下,晓雯认识了Apak。 Apak是位电脑专家,而且也很体贴,这让晓雯留下了好印象。

EP2


Stephanie 终于有了想对晓雯提出离婚的想法,可是见晓雯对他还是那么贴心,始终不忍心说出口,所以想要和晓雯一起度过最后一次的约会。约会当天晓雯穿到很美,因为对于她来说,自从“Kali Lasak Shop”生意兴旺后,Stephanie就没什么时间和她约会了,难得今天约会当然要打扮的美一点。Stephanie看到美丽的晓雯顿时眼前一亮,立即取消了离婚的念头。两人就这样开开心心的度过了“最后的约会”。不过这件事让Ali看到了,气愤的Ali决定要弄到Stephanie和晓雯离婚。

EP3


Ali设计把Stephanie,晓雯和Apak带去HAHA酒店,说是要庆祝“Kali Lasak Shop”收到很多年尾Bonus,更借以在晓雯和Apak的茶里下药。让晓雯和Apak在超high的情况下xxx。当晓雯清醒后,立即走出房间,却见到Stephanie和Ali在另一间房间xxx。伤心的晓雯激动的要说出离婚,Stephanie尝试挽留,不果。就这样,Stephanie和晓雯各自在自己厕所的马桶哭了整个晚上。心凉的Ali顿时觉得兴奋不已。


EP4

就这样Stephanie和晓雯正式离婚。Apak也努力的追求晓雯,不过晓雯对Stephanie还是还没忘情。Stephanie也开始后悔了,不过Ali的加盐加醋很快让Stephanie忘记了后悔的事。晓雯决定要当职业女性,到Apak的公司上班,短短的几个月,就当上了maneger。Stephanie那里呢,Ali超会花钱,不久就将Stephanie的钱几乎用完,这让Stephanie心痛不已。有一天,Stephanie在街上遇见晓雯,发现她已变了。变得更漂亮了,晓雯见到他时几乎开心的说不出话来,不过想起他和Ali就更心痛了,于是拔腿就跑,避开Stephane。失望的Stephanie一回到家,就见到Ali和Apak要走佬。原来Ali和Apak是夫妇。Ali只喜欢Stephanie的钱,现在没钱了当然走人。





EP5(完结篇)

被欺骗感情的Stephanie非常伤心,在马桶哭了一整晚。他非常的心烦,因为Ali把“Kali Lasak Shop”里所有的钱给偷走了,所以他现在1sen也没有。他决定要跳楼自杀,不过被人阻止了,也被晓雯看见了。晓雯决定借钱给Stephanie,Stephanie很感激,想要和晓雯复合,不过晓雯拒绝了。她说Stephanie把她伤的太重了,她决定要前往英国公干。Stephanie听了很伤心,可是他没脸叫晓雯留下,所以只是淡淡的恭喜她。2年后,Stephanie去回那是和晓雯最后一次约会的地方,回忆想录影机般,播放回他们那是开心的镜头。在这两年里,他变了好多,变得更会珍惜身边的事也没那么花心了。突然Stephanie见到晓雯站在他眼前,起初他以为是幻觉,可是晓雯却叫着他名字,两人开心的抱在一起。后来Stephanie把冰块当成戒指和晓雯求婚,晓雯也开心的答应了。经历了那么多,他们总算一起了。

Friday 23 January 2009

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