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Smiley Breaking News!

This is DJ Niyyew reporting.

There is something wrong with the Smiley Crew. You see, we are addicted to sniffing. Sniffing what wor, you ask. Well, as long as the 'thing' smells, we'll have no trouble sniffing it all day long.

So far, here are some of the not-so-interesting stuff the Smiley Crew has sniffed:

1. Glue
You know, those type of glue which are usually found in bengkel KH and used to glue wood. Yellowish/brownish in color. Yes, those type of glue sniffed by penagih dadah when they have no $$ la. But I assure you, none of us are addicted to it. We don't do drugs!!!!!

2. Markers
Permanent markers, whiteboard markers... But we only sniffed it for once or twice because it can damage brain cells! Bad for us because we won't want to turn up STUPID on the first day of PMR.

3. Highlighters
DJ Noob Bao got this yellow highlighter from dunno-siapa-siapa that smells like something nice. I spent the whole English period sniffing it and trying to figure out its smell. On the first sniff it smells like banana. Then it smells like medicine. After what seemed like the umpteenth time, I concluded it smelled like the Pink Panadol(ya know, the kiddies panadol?) So, yeah, 'scented' highlighters are nice to sniff.

4. Dettol
Dettol hand sanitizers. Sniff sniff sniff. We LOVE it. Need I say more?

5. Breadou
Commonly known as 'fake bread' or 'jia mian bao'. It looks like bread, feels like bread, and smells like bread. But it doesn't taste like bread. lol. We(usually me and DJ Noob Bao) like to sniff DJ Tracy's fake bread during Moral class. We even tried to 'neutralise' its smell by dripping a few drops of Dettol hand sanitizers on it! lol.

Note: PMR is around the corner. DO NOT EAT MAGGI MEE ATAU MAKANAN-MAKANAN JERUK YANG LAIN, MCDONALDS, KFC etc... DO NOT SNIFF MARKERS OR AEROSOL CANS OR YOUR MOM'S PERFUME...

because you'll be dai-b if you eat/sniff those stuff.